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<<type 20ms>> Greetings, Grinnellian! Fine weather we're having, ay?<</type>> <style> .bordered-image { border: 5px solid black; border-radius: 10px; max-width: 100%; } </style> <<timed 2s>> <img src="https://plannedgiving.grinnell.edu/sites/grinnell/files/2023-05/20221115.snow2_.png" class="bordered-image" alt="Bordered Image"> <</timed>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> Hold up, what's your name again?<</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> <<textbox "$player_name" "Your name" "Intro 2">><</type>>

<<type 20ms start 4s>>. . . . . . . <</type>> <<timed 5s>> <img src="https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/410/583/050.jpg" alt="Emo Wolf"> <</timed>> <<type 20ms start 4s>> Apologies. I am ashamed.<</type>> <<type 20ms start 4s>> But, eh! I'm just happy we get to be here for one final semester! LETS FREAKING GOOOO!!!<</type>> <<type 20ms start 4s>> I mean, I'm just excited for Tithead. Aren't you?<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[HELL YEAH I AM]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms>>Indeed, time takes memories from us all<</type>> <<timed 2s>> <img src="https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/410/583/050.jpg" alt="Emo Wolf"> <</timed>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> As you age, and get old, like me, you start looking forward to the little things.<</type>> <<timed 6s>> <img src="https://www.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/videos/3505276361/thumb/1.jpg?ip=x480g" alt="Granny"> <</timed>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> For me, that's Tithead.<</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>>HOLD UP. Are you excited for Tithead?<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[HELL YEAH I AM]] [[No, what's that?]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms>> I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT, BROTHER!!!<</type>> <<type 20ms start 4s>> Wait a minute, should we make a Tithead together?<</type>> <style> .bordered-image { border: 5px solid black; border-radius: 10px; max-width: 100%; } </style> <<timed 6s>> <img src= "https://i.imgflip.com/9kk0no.jpg" class="bordered-image" alt="Bordered Image"> <</timed>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Yes!]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms start 1s>> Good shit! Let's think of what award we want to aim for!<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Most Grinnellian]] <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Best Nude Film]] <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Best Cinematography]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms start 1s>>> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/fuZZqc4.png" alt="the star's don't touch themselves, grinnellians do."> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>>I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT! I can see myself in you, <<print $player_name>>. You got spunk. Drive. ADHD, probably..<</type>> <<type 20ms start 3s>>Gosh, I shot for that one in '23! Rumor has it Anne Harris wanted it to be "Best Tithead"............<</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> Alas, Haruko Okada '23 and Ella Kumano-Maloney '23 won instead with "Day in the Life of a Grinnellian on 4/20".<</type>> <<type 20ms start 3s>> Ugh, Ella. What a know-it-all--Writing Mentor, won Sociology Award Winner, Fulbrighter, Michelin Bib-Gourmand cook. Haruko, too! Miss Software Engineer or whatever.<</type>> <<type 20ms start 3s>>Geeks.<</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>>GWSS-ST-259 was ROBBED! <</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> <div style="text-align: center;"> <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://titheadtwine.emmasagekm.sites.grinnell.edu/GWSS%20ST%20-295-Finding%20the%20Clitoris%20-%20SD%20480p.mp4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> </div> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 3s>>And then people thought the soccer team came up with it?! <</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> PUH-LEASE--As though a man could have thought of that. C'MOOON!<</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>>No, that was all me and Nina Vo '25 <3<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/wMSmgqqz/Emma-Nina-1008-Emma-Alexi-ABCBirthday.jpg" width="500" legnth="400"> alt="Nina + Emma @ Emma+ Alexi ABC bday '23" <</type>> <<type 20ms start 3s>>The gentlemen were champions, though! They whiteboarded all on their own and won use "Best Acting"<3<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> <img src="https://media-hosting.imagekit.io//54d039190dcd42e9/soccerwhiteboard.png?Expires=1835025348&Key-Pair-Id=K2ZIVPTIP2VGHC&Signature=erZp5DsFgvt6jvCNQysSOBGBl3Urotupba1weg9zc8N~vBTJSdW5VviKW1yRJsrrnnGzZK3oZpwijzm5Ue9MxAuFTpKfT7dfAigqWwsI3~LRW-ks~VsnMKxaz2lh9IU2iLyUl8uuOs~fSuE2yCPi2RceTJmuOZr--MJS9YV6HwJdCGSzdyhMvYJ4wol0KLbZDEilzf4E3TxTjALljHOali1aMdnqGNYWNMAXIImV3Jc5Qf-u22e6Tns2~4UphM-BpiVx4PpUd-Api3EbvDAfQ91ql2Ge5Qn2rJvMSJAgdEbMs7pt0zqN3ggvm5CLqeEU6uaqoqVU1Dv6nndchHR2xw__" width="500" legnth="400"> alt="thanks mati!" <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Brainstorm]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms start 2s>> Hell yeah. OK, I'm thinking we do something like Alexi Canzoneri-Vanture '23--- Grinnell through the eyes of a Hawkeye Bottle part 2!<</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> Oh, you haven't seen that? <</type>> <<type 10ms start 2s>> Here: <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> <div style="text-align: center;"> <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://titheadtwine.emmasagekm.sites.grinnell.edu/Grinnell_through_the_eyes_HB_2023.mp4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> </div> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> God, Alexi did so much for Grinnell culture. Post-pandemic, GC culture was falling off. Alexi RALLIED Grinnell back to glory! <</type>> <<type 20ms>> <img src="https://media-hosting.imagekit.io//b71340fedb074987/alexi_ogre.png?Expires=1835021623&Key-Pair-Id=K2ZIVPTIP2VGHC&Signature=eTY4pvl~lSYh17rylFdJcqTzhRcq1WcSdt-~bnxjWGlrKzuITUsH8Fpnki9MTPoa2bSVreg8zSFYCjiXSttz7P~KzAzZztHsZBPX7FDUPdRysZrrLfuyXODPrd~3gLt0h7oVDJqtIJQ9xedJD7ZT1fi7EYNpIsystbnLygmUNZsnZrj1HQ9kQhnBKH6IhCF-LJwqNmtmhhd9J0vgLSuopcKNNKnqzj9TKBhuXH7bFkDuGnI09lnVdxUX-ED8FKiPkddgo~tzJ5Q4~HfHhpjkZMWA5ZrCLI7koq8fbBM2DH3f6ah9r4KfKNVUBSLAl0Pqmgnx-I0d19aiHZzYCAhicA__ "></a>"alexi the ogre"> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> Ugh, 1008 '23. The place to be<3<</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>>Now Alexi's getting his masters or something, idk.<</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> Wait, I'm gonna be so honest, I think if we do a cinematic nude film, we have a better chance of winning! <</type>> <<type 10ms start 3s>> Thoughts??<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Ok...]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms start 1s>>I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT!!!<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Gosh, we can even take heed from the ghosts of Grinnellians past! Check out this one from Alexi CV '23:<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> <div style="text-align: center;"> <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://titheadtwine.emmasagekm.sites.grinnell.edu/Naked_Doordash_But_I_Cut_Out_the_Nudity.mp4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> </div> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> There's actually another scene in this where someone finds a pu-<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>>A hair. In their fish filet, I'll show you the full thing later if you want!<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>>WAIT. I have an idea.<</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> Ready?<</type>> <<type 20ms start 4s>> ......<</type>> <<type 20ms start 4s>> NAKED WESTERN!<</type>> <<type 20ms start 4s>> We'll rent a horse, it'll be so fucking sick.<</type>> <<type 20ms start 4s>> According to legend, some girl back in the 80s would ride a horse around South Campus! It'll be like the good old days!!!<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>>A warm, hot feeling spreads through your body, did you pee your pants? <</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> No. It's embarassment.<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> What do you say, shall we make this Tithead? It'll be sooooo lit!!!! You can ride the horse! Main character momennnntttt.<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Ok...]] <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Avoid public humiliation]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms start 1s>> Slay, let's go buy a cursed doll from Second Mile. We're gonna sieze that Tithead trophy, no doubt!<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Go along with the plan.]]<</type>>

<<type 20ms start 2s>> <img src="https://media-hosting.imagekit.io//54d039190dcd42e9/soccerwhiteboard.png?Expires=1835025348&Key-Pair-Id=K2ZIVPTIP2VGHC&Signature=erZp5DsFgvt6jvCNQysSOBGBl3Urotupba1weg9zc8N~vBTJSdW5VviKW1yRJsrrnnGzZK3oZpwijzm5Ue9MxAuFTpKfT7dfAigqWwsI3~LRW-ks~VsnMKxaz2lh9IU2iLyUl8uuOs~fSuE2yCPi2RceTJmuOZr--MJS9YV6HwJdCGSzdyhMvYJ4wol0KLbZDEilzf4E3TxTjALljHOali1aMdnqGNYWNMAXIImV3Jc5Qf-u22e6Tns2~4UphM-BpiVx4PpUd-Api3EbvDAfQ91ql2Ge5Qn2rJvMSJAgdEbMs7pt0zqN3ggvm5CLqeEU6uaqoqVU1Dv6nndchHR2xw__" width="500" legnth="400"> alt="thanks mati" <</type>>

<<type 20ms start 1s>> Hell yeah! Ok, so first, we need to rent a horse. I'm thinking a big ole Clydesdale. Then, maybe we get a prof in on this...actually<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Anne Harris??<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[That would be sick (you feel sick to your stomache).]] <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Actually, I can't do this!!!]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms start 1s>> Huh? You changed your mind? <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Oh. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> That's OK, you can just show up I guess. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Just show up to Tithead.]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms start 1s>> FUCK YEAH! Let's get this tithead started!!! <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> OK, now let's make the naked Western! <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> First things first, let's get the horse. <</type>> <<type 20ms>> <img src="https://img.artpal.com/678182/33-23-5-25-16-52-33m.jpg"></a>"naked glory"> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Glorious. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Can you be the naked one? I already did a nude film last year, and YikYak has been a little too excited to see my return. I'd like to share the glory, you know! <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Strip!]] <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Actually, I can't do this!!!]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms start 1s>> Huh? You changed your mind? <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Oh. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> That's OK, you can just show up I guess <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Just show up to Tithead.]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms>> <img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/Grinnell_College_MacEachron_Field.JPG" width="800px" height="600px"> <</type>>

<<type 20ms>> <img src="https://sites.grinnell.edu:2083/cpsess1154471417/viewer/home%2femmasage%2ftitheadtwine.emmasagekm.sites.grinnell.edu/thecouncilpunishesDanny.jpeg"></a>punishment> <</type>>

<<type 20ms>> <img src="https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/410/583/050.jpg" alt="Emo Wolf"> <<//type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> Apologies. I am ashamed.<</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s >> So, <<print $player_name>>, you ready for Tithead?<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[HELL YEAH I AM]] [[No, what's that?]] <</type>>

<<set $widget_count to 1>> <<type 20ms>> <img src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipO0f9Kh9W6qir79PHq14KgIS9m2WgtYBwqA-yr-=s1360-w1360-h1020" alt="Bordered Image"> <</type>> <<type 20ms>> La dee da dee da! <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>><<print $player_name>>, hold the heck up.<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Are you seeing what I'm seeing? <</type>> <<type 20ms>> <img src="https://pioneers.grinnell.edu/images/2024/10/1/GC_Swim_Women_9938.jpg" alt="Bordered Image"> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> FUCK. IT'S THE SWIM TEAM!!!! <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,oh my god, oh my god- <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[What is it??]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms>> I- <</type>> <<type 20ms start 3s>> Years ago, the swim team layed a curse on Tithead after Daniel Rosenbloom `23 jumped in the pool during the national anthem at their Conference in order to make a Tithead. <</type>> <<type 20ms>> <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/HW8sjDWR/dannyindisguise.jpg"></a>"pool guy in disguise"> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> It was fucking epic. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> You can watch it here, if you want: <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> <div style="text-align: center;"> <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://titheadtwine.emmasagekm.sites.grinnell.edu/DannyPoolGuy.mp4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> </div> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> He made a sock puppet show about the restorative justice circle they had. <</type>> <<type 20ms>><img src="https://i.postimg.cc/L6z9Bt1V/restorativejusticecirclerealfootage.jpg" width="800px" height="600px"></a>"restorative justice sock puppet show"> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> And, well, we all thought that was the end of it! The council even bestowed a punishment! <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/BbFqzDw4/thecouncildecidesona-UTI.jpg" width="800px" height="600px"></a>"punishment> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Hit him with a UTI, poor bastard. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/XY4V2rK6/thecouncilpunishes-Danny.jpg" width="800px" height="600px"></a>"The Council poisins Danny's vessel of fertility"> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/5Nc9C760/dannygota-UTI.jpg"></a>"pool guy got a UTI hospital selfie"> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> But, well. It wasn't enough for the Swim Clan. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> No, that year, they decided they needed to punish all those who make Titheads. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Now, every year, they try to sabatoge Tithead by superspreading Nohead. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Those aura-less fucks---Nohead is an illness spread through sullen looks. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[That's awful.]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms start 1s>> I know. It's terrible. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> We need to stop them! The only way is to create a Tithead so funny, they can't throw ANY sullen looks! <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> I'm not gonna lie, I think we need to make a nude Tithead. <</type>> <<type 40ms start 1s>> Is that OK? <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Wait, I don't think I can do that!]] <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>>[[That would be sick (you feel sick to your stomache).]] <</type>>

<<timed 1s>> <img src="<a href="https://ibb.co/svy3VbC6"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/TBmhgY1b/44fd7f10-93b4-4b02-9076-65c2bf5d51a41-ezgif-com-webp-to-jpg-converter.jpg" alt="44fd7f10-93b4-4b02-9076-65c2bf5d51a41-ezgif-com-webp-to-jpg-converter" border="0"></a>"naked glory"> <</timed>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> The crowd is cheering, chanting "Encore! Encore!" for the nude tithead you didn't take part in. <</type>> <<if $widget_count>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> There are ZERO sullen looks! The Swim Team is furious!!!! <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> <img src="https://pioneers.grinnell.edu/images/2025/1/25/Cook.JPG?width=1416&height=797&mode=crop&scale=both&format=jpg&quality=80" alt="angry swimmer"> <<endif>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> But your name is forgotten--no glory for cowards.<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Was it worth it?<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>>THE END<</type>>

<<type 20ms start 1s>> Muuuuch appreciated. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> You film the Tithead, getting weird looks from everyone on campus. It's so embarassing, you want to ride to Herrick Chapel and pray everyone forgets who you are. <</type>> <<type 20ms>> <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRO2MuN9dCiqe52D2S8LMeSH4Bf3YgalonC-A&s"> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> You change course, aiming for Herrick. Maybe God can save you, you degenerate fool. It's almost 11:50, soon everyone will be heading to lunch. You pick up the pace almost in the clear and-<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> NOOOOO, PRESIDENT ANNE HARRIS?! <</type>> <<type 20ms>> <img src="https://www.grinnell.edu/sites/default/files/styles/wysiwyg_square/public/images/2022-05/20220426.President.Anne_.Harris.035.square.jpg?h=b044a8f9&itok=csMjqVB5"> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> WITH YOUR CLASS CRUSH?! <</type>> <<type 20ms>> <img src="https://globalnews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/kumal-nanjiana-buff.jpg?quality=85&strip=all"> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Oh God, is that Campo? Steve is chasing you in his golf cart! <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> YAH! You kick your horse, galloping towards Mac Field! <</type>> <<type 20ms>> <img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/Grinnell_College_MacEachron_Field.JPG" width="800px" height="600px"> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> OH FUCK---IT'S 12:05! EVERYONE IS IN DHALL!!! <</type>> <<type 20ms>> <img src="https://www.grinnell.edu/sites/default/files/styles/gen_block/public/images/2021-02/Lunchroom%20%282%29_0.jpg?h=c3635fa2&itok=fHlpnz_C" width="800px" height="600px"> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Panic. Humiliation. Fear. <</type>> <<type 40ms start 1s>> Until........ <</type>> <<type 40ms start 1s>> Slowly, a strange delight seeps through your blood. So what if the whole Campus sees you naked?! It's fucking funny!!! DAMN IT, if anyone doesn't find this funny, THEY'RE the weird ones!!! <</type>> <<type 40ms start 1s>> My god. <</type>> <<type 40ms start 1s>> Is this what self-actualization feels like? <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Campo Steve's golf cart is no match for your trusty steed. You ride to Harris (the Center). She smiles--Harris WILL laugh again, all thanks to you<3 <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> You have become the Truest Grinnellian. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Attend Tithead, a True Grinnellian <3]] <</type>>

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<<type 40ms start 1s>> Oh. I understand. Tithead is only my life's meaning and everything I've been waiting for since birth. <</type>> <<type 40ms start 1s>> But embarassment is scary, I guess. It's OK. You can just show up. <</type>> <<type 40ms start 1s>> I'll get naked AGAIN. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Just show up to Tithead.]] <</type>>

<<type 30ms >>Right, right, right. Sorry, I've had like 5 concussions, so remembering names is tough for me, lol.<</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> Also, I'm a fourth year. I suck at learning new names. . . . . <</type>> <<type 20ms start 3s>> [[I'm a 4th-year, too]] [[I'm not a 4th-year, but I'll get that feeling one day, maybe]] [[But we've met before!]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms start 1s>> <img src="https://media-hosting.imagekit.io//fea665d1900a45cb/thecouncildecidesonaUTI.jpeg?Expires=1834974813&Key-Pair-Id=K2ZIVPTIP2VGHC&Signature=JIa5rksr8Dy4p2gTJILdSbb7MVR0hLWWk-3UncwrWdXRDRo7mnptYdX3lTcmsxVMAZGtnGlf4R0m0D4boJqyBPQOWNOM2hbH9Vos~Rvt-v6K-25R-krVwX9-9~zrmb1lGJ9J6rXqs0z5ea7w~PBDS4W2zsf0GV6dT4kdUz8HBN6U8HJho5hylkpYxw77B1JKIamjLgRDmEPo74oqGBgkVMXQR5lqhD7nt8jKwttd1sbKi~V~51KUTX68R751SMsiTHl4AdDNJ50TY3al6P4cUqn~Lz9VegKsVDIcLQEysBpbB1uCj76g3sEL05LzohfwkljJ6prilpWC94MjgQ3f5A__"width="800px" height="600px"></a>"punishment> <</type>>

<type 20ms start 1s>>Hmmmmm, let's think of something suuuper Grinnellian..........<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> I'm picturing, like soup. <</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> <img src="https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/previews/036/195/673/large_2x/ai-generated-chicken-soup-with-pasta-and-vegetables-on-wooden-table-selective-focus-a-bowl-of-comforting-chicken-noodle-soup-ai-generated-free-photo.jpg" width="500" legnth="400"> <</type>> <<type 20ms start 2s>> Hmmmmmmmmmm.........<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> Dhall baby soup!!!<</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> <img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/4001ec227a5ef7d94b8197a95aa42424/f05bc8e3fcbf76b8-31/s1280x1920/468ce66c3ca9c4283a0f31c8c5490d8dc71f20d0.png" width="500" legnth="400"><</type>> <<type 20ms start 1s>> [[Uh, OK.]] <</type>>

<<type 20ms start 1s>> Thanks Danny, Alexi, Ella, Haruko, Nina and ENG-240 Classmates! And everyone who was in the Titheads lol <3 <</type>> <<type 20ms>> <img src="https://images.pexels.com/photos/7884131/pexels-photo-7884131.jpeg?auto=compress&cs=tinysrgb&w=1260&h=750&dpr=1" alt="44fd7f10-93b4-4b02-9076-65c2bf5d51a41-ezgif-com-webp-to-jpg-converter"></a>"thx"> <</type>>

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